So I recently realized I have a very rare talent...injuring myself in new and exciting ways:
- I impaled a toothpick into the palm of my hand...on my bed! Still have no idea why a toothpick was in my bed
- Sliced open my finger on a rubberband
- Got a second degree burn on my lower back from a seatbelt buckle. I'm gonna be branded for the rest of my life
- Sliced open my pinkie toe on a box tape gun
- Burned my finger so badly on one spot I will never have hair there again
- Got a mystery cut on my hand that didn't heal for like a month and have a giant scar for.
- Sliced my thumb open on a computer
- Screwed up my back eating speghetti
- Broke my ankle at a waterslide park
- Tried to save my dog from the new cat and now sport 7 scars on my hand from it
- Burned my arm making cookies at work one day
- Nearly broke my ankle again walking around Seattle
- Broke my nose (and screwed up my front teeth leading me to have braces) doing a flip on a jungle gym at school...during the summer
- Had to wear a eye patch taped to my head from having my sister "scratch my eye out"
I'm sure I could come up with more if I really wanted to try
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