My Love Affair

Have any of you just wanted to be able to say to some random person: "I'm having a Love Affair"??? Like me I'm smack dab of one between me and my bed. I love my bed, its who i spend all my time with we screw around on the internet, watch movies, read together. When Im not at home I miss her so much, and going home I know that she will be there loving me back. Why can't every relationship be so simple??